Meet Heather, Mike and Josh, three kids whose names you'll only remember because they're constantly yelling them at each other (Montage of name-screaming: Josh! Mike! Josh! Mike! Josh! Josh! Josh! Mike! Josh! Mike! Josh: You're going around doing your documentary thing, man, you're still-) watch as they practically beg for death by ignoring the warnings of locals ( Local woman: I don't go up there. Heather: If we get hurt or die out here, it's your f***ing fault) and then dying in a shack, I think? In a film that combines the pulse-pounding excitement of backpacking in Maryland with a breathtaking suspense of amateur film production logistics ( Heather: How we're gonna get the DAT across? How are we gonna get the DAT across then? How are we gonna get the DAT across). Mike: The map was useless!) taking turns losing their shit (Mike screams. We're making documentary about a witch), arguing about a map ( Josh: Give me the f*cking map I gave you back the map Heather.
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From the writer directors who brought you this movie and not much else, comes the game-changing horror film that made back 20,000% of its budget, changed the face of the genre, and pissed off a generation of film school nerds who wish they'd thought of it first: The Blair Witch Project.īefore you watch the top-secret sequel no one knew was coming or asked for ( Blair Witch), revisit the original whose collection of scenes about a bunch of kids wandering around the woods for 90 minutes ( Heather: Cuz we're making a documentary.
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